Www.mekulius.com/SPFandom/DM/v2/0326/dmv20334.txt The first day of the calendary year, rosh HaShanah, on 1 Tishri is Tishri) falls ona Friday or Sunday, and that hoshanah Rabba (21 So what is yom kippur anyway http://www.mekulius.com/SPFandom/DM/v2/0326/dmv20334.txt
Extractions: Subject: URGENT - POST IMMEDIATELY Oh My God Dudes, I spoke with Brooklyn Paul just now. He had just returned from the hospital. Many of you will recall that Paul had to have some minor heart surgery a couple of years ago. Well, it appears that the stress that Paul has experienced over the last few weeks has been taking it's toll - and Paul is going to have some major surgery in a few weeks time - only a week or two before Hallowein. He also assures me that the Hallowein bash is still on - but he asked me to let you all know the situation. Arthur (King of the Britons) (That's awful. I'll keep Paul in my thougths. Keep us posted Arthur. -Bailey) ================= ================= ================= From: graham hodgins Subject: Winter Olympics Part 5 ACT 5 SCENE 1 SCENE: Next morning, the kids are at the Bobsled course. They are dressed in red, white and blue. A Coach, wearing a Team USA jacket comes over to them. COACH: Psst! Hey you boys! COACH: You guys ever do any sledding? CARTMAN: Damn Right we have! You are looking at the best sled team in all of South Park! COACH: Come with me, I want to show you something.
Harry Leichter's Jewish Humor One The YoYo Diet Guide to the Jewish Holidays rosh Hashanah, Feast. Tzom Gedalia,Fast. yom kippur, More fasting. Sukkot, Feast. hoshanah Rabbah, More feasting. http://www.haruth.com/jewishHumor.htm
Extractions: The Yo-Yo Diet Guide to the Jewish Holidays Rosh Hashanah Feast Tzom Gedalia Fast Yom Kippur More fasting Sukkot Feast Hoshanah Rabbah More feasting Simchat Torah Keep feasting Month of Cheshvan No feasts or fasts for a whole month. Get a grip on yourself. Hanukkah Eat potato pancakes Tenth of Tevet Do not eat potato pancakes Tu B'Shevat Feast Fast of Esther Fast Purim Eat pastry Passover Do not eat pastry Shavuot Dairy feast (cheesecake, blintzes etc.) 17th of Tammuz Fast (definitely no cheesecake or blintzes) Tisha B'Av Very strict fast (don't even think about cheesecake or blintzes) Month of Elul End of cycle. A New Flood is Foretold A new flood is foretold and nothing can be done to prevent it; in three days, the waters will wipe out the world. The greatest leaders of the major religions go on worldwide television to make their final plea. The leader of Buddhism pleads with everyone to become a Buddhist; that way, they will at least find salvation in heaven.
Worldwide Church Of God Calculating The Jewish Calendar halakim past the 15th hour or later, rosh Hashanah is yom kippur (Tishri 10) cannotfall on a Friday hoshanah Rabba (Tishri 21) must not fall on the Sabbath http://members.tripod.com/~ejm/calendar_jewish_calculations.htm
Prophecy And Current Events Is Rosh Ha'Shanah The Rapture? Part 2 Feast of Trumpets (rosh Ha'Shanah Day of Atonement (yom kippur). The liturgy for HoshanahRabbah says that the Messiah will come to the Mount of Olives and weep http://aplus-software.com/thglory/rapture2.htm
Extractions: Rosh Ha'Shanah - Is it the Rapture? - Part 1 Rosh Ha'Shanah - Is it the Rapture? - Part 3 Will Rosh Ha'Shanah, 1999, 2000, 2001 or shortly thereafter [some have calculated a possible date as late as 2012], be the start of a new page in history some say the rapture, others say the start of the tribulation. But I say it is very difficult to understand Biblical prophecy unless you have an understanding of the Jewish Festivals and the Jewish idioms of the first century. For example, consider 1 Cor 13:12 which says: "For now we see in a mirror, dimly, but then face to face." To the first century Jews, "face to face", was an idiom for Yom Kippur (as will be explained later in this article). The statement by Jesus that "no man knows the day or hour but only the Father," is often used as a baseball bat to beat anyone who would dare suggest a possible date for the rapture into a deathly silence. It is bantered about as the proof text that you should not even consider suggesting a possible date, but, in fact, such a stance is contrary to the whole counsel of God. What does the Bible say about looking into the time and circumstances of the Lord's return? The answer may surprise you.
Odiecus - Jewish Humor rosh Hashanah Tzom Gedalia yom kippur Sukkot hoshanah Rabbah Simchat Rabbi A ReformRabbi was so compulsive a golfer that once, on yom kippur, he left http://www.geocities.com/odiecus/chistes/ingles/JewishHumor.htm
Extractions: A Reform Rabbi was so compulsive a golfer that once, on Yom Kippur, he left the house early and went out for a quick nine holes by himself. An angel who happened to be looking on immediately notified his superiors that a grievous sin was being committed on earth. On the sixth hole, G-d caused a mighty wind to take the ball directly from the tee to the cup for a miraculous and dramatic hole in one.
Untitled The ten day period that starts on rosh HaShanah (Tishri starts on the very eve ofthat yom kippur, when Israel hoshanah A chant which means please save us! A http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Valley/1046/9802/980204_g.html
JEWISHMINDS.COM The Jewish New Year Hol Hamoed Intermediate Days hoshanah Rabbah How Laws of Womenand Tefillin Women and rosh Hodesh (New yom Hashoah Holocaust Remembrance. http://jewishminds.healthekids.net/home.phtml
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Chol Hamoed Succot Vol 13 No 54 6 October 2001 19 Tishri 5762 Sephardi Minhagim, Selichot are added, because on hoshanah Rabbah the others theyincluded Unetaneh Tokef (from the rosh Hashanah/yom kippur Musaf) as http://www.hgss.org.uk/Daf 5762/Chol Hamoed Succot.htm
Extractions: Rabbi Stanley Coten - Kingston, Surbiton and District Synagogue Every seven years, in the year after the Shemittah (which would be this year) on the first day of Chol Hamo'ed Succot, everyone including the young children were gathered to hear the King of Israel read sections of Sefer Devarim. The Sefer Hachinuch suggests that the reason for this ceremony of Hakhel was to stress the centrality of Torah in our personal and national lives. Such a throng would lead to a commitment of renewed enthusiasm to study Torah by the whole nation. The Talmud explains that this Mitzvah would also highlight the family in Torah study and in transmitting Torah values to a new generation. Why though is it Succot which has been chosen to recite the fundamentals of Judaism - the importance of the Torah and the primacy of the family? Perhaps such a message would be more appropriate to another occasion in the Jewish year, for example Shavuot, the anniversary of the Giving of the Torah on Sinai.
Parashat Bereshit 2002 On rosh Hashanah, we talk about renewal, a time of yom kippur is the time when ouractions as Jews are hoshanah Rabbah, the last day of Sukkot, is the time http://www.upj.org.au/parashatbereshit2002.htm
Extractions: Parashat Bereshit Genesis Chapter 2:4 - 5:8 Plaut Torah Commentary pages 28 -53 Saturday October 5, 2002, Shabbat Tishrei 29, 5763 This commentary is from Rabbi Allison H Conyer, Assistant Rabbi, North Shore Temple Emanuel, Sydney, New South Wales, Australia So, as we read Parshat Bereishit this Shabbat, I hope that we remember that this beginning is merely a continuation of where we left off. I hope that each of us will be able to find something new that speaks to us this year, that builds on our previous knowledge and understanding of Judaism and the world around us, that helps us continue the cycle from that which came before to that which will come after us, from this year to the next, from generation to generation.
Calendar Wednesday (Day 4) or Friday (Day 6) . If it did, hoshanah Rabah and 6.yom TOV CIRCLE. orJudgement), which starts with rosh Hashana, and ends with rosh Hashana http://www.caspercentre.co.za/Fact Sheet Series/Calendar/body_calendar.html
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Reststop: Jewish Humor Page 7 . it all balances in the end. rosh Hashanah Feast Tzom Gedalia Fast yom kippur More fasting Sukkot Feast hoshanah Rabbah More http://www.jewishpath.org/rspage7.html
Extractions: JewishPath Reststop Jewish Humor A poor Jew finds a wallet with seven hundred dollars. At his shul he reads a notice stating that a wealthy Jew has lost his wallet and is offering a fifty dollar reward to anyone who returns it. Quickly he locates the owner giving him the wallet. The rich man counts the money and says, "I see you have already taken your reward." The poor man responds, "What are you talking about?" The wealthy Jew continues, "This wallet had seven hundred and fifty dollars in it when I lost it." The two men begin arguing, and eventually they come before the community Rav. Both men present their case. The poor man first, then the wealthy man who concludes by saying, "Rabbi, I trust you believe me." The rabbi says, "Of course." The rich man smiles, and the poor man is devastated. Then the rabbi take the wallet out of the wealthy man's hands and gives it to the poor man who found it. "What are you doing?!" the rich man yells angrily.
Almanac 21, hoshanah Rabbah (Chol Hamoed Sukkos 6th Day in of the judgements that were sealedon yom kippur. Yahrzeit of Rabbi Yitzchok Hutner, rosh Yeshiva Rabbeinu http://www.thirdtemple.com/JewishTime/calendar.html
Pesachim VIII If rosh Hashanah were to fall on Wednesday or Friday, then yom kippur would be on withRH being on a Sunday is that it would put hoshanah Rabbah on http://www.masorti.org.il/bmv/pes08.html
Extractions: When a woman is in her husband's house and both her husband and her father slaughtered [the paschal lamb] as her [membership of their subscription group] , she should should eat [of the lamb] of her husband. But if on the first festival she went to celebrate in her father's house and both her husband and her father slaughtered for her, she should eat with whichever she chooses. An orphan each of whose guardians slaughtered for him should eat with whichever he chooses. A servant with two masters in partnership should eat with neither. A servant who is half-servant and half-free should not eat with [the one who is still] his master. Chapter 8 will be concerned with the status of certain people in connection with the eating of the paschal lamb. Three kinds of person are mentioned in our present mishnah and they all have one thing in common: they are not absolutely free. While we accept this fact with a certain amount of equanimity and understanding as regards the orphan and the servant, we have great difficulty in understanding and accepting this stance as regards the adult woman. We have had this discussion before, but I believe that it warrants presentation anew rather than a reference to a previous discussion. We shall address that presentation in our next shiur, rather than gloss over it briefly in this one.
The Seven Festivals Of The Messiah in Gd (making spiritual aliyah) 5. rosh HaShanah Hear so we may live (face to face)(yom kippur) in His The liturgy for hoshanah Rabbah says that the Messiah http://www.nls.net/mp/buckles/The Seven Festivals.htm
Extractions: The festivals of the L-rd found in the twenty-third chapter of the Book of Leviticus (Vayikra) are among the most fascinating and revealing topics of study and inspiration in the entire Bible, yet at the same time, they are probably the least understood. This book will lead you step by step through each festival, examining the foundational truths that G-d wanted us to learn when He gave us these feasts. Bible believers who are lovers of G-d's Word will discover that the festivals of the L-rd are not only historic events, but are also prophetic. They speak in much detail about the first and second coming of the Messiah (Mashiach). In addition, the festivals give us tremendous insight into living the life that G-d desires for us as believers, and into understanding our personal relationship with G-d. For the Jew, this book will reveal the Messiah (Mashiach) in the traditions of the ancient Jewish faith, handed down faithfully from generation to generation. It will answer the question, "Is Yeshua [the Hebrew word meaning 'Savior,' translated into English as 'Jesus'], the long-awaited Messiah [Mashiach] of Israel?"
57-Shabbat.html for yom kippur, The DAY Of ATONEMENT. rosh HASHANAH is yom kippur begins withan ALL NIGHT VIGIL of WEEPING at v.25, from which comes hoshanah Rabbah. 3 http://www.kingdom-now.freeservers.com/Parts/57-Shabbat.html
Extractions: Please do Homework; 2Tim.2:15,16; Phil.2:12) YaHshua Shalom. In the Beginning... YaHuWaH. This is a very Simple (2Cor.11:3; 1Cor.14:33) statement, yet it seems over the years (363 -> 538 C.E.), the world has Re-written (Dan.7:25; Thank you Jim Pinkowski) Creation (The Word) to Read IN THE BEGINNING ... MAN. Granted the New Covenant instructs us: Let NO man therefore JUDGE you in Meat, or in Drink, or in RESPECT of an HOLY DAY, or of the New Moon, or of the SHABBAT DAYS: Which are a Shadow of things to come; but the body is of Christ (Col.2:16,17);
Sichos In English: Shabbos Parshas Noach in the words of the Alter Rebbe in Shulchan Aruch), To teach the people Gd of yechidahis directly connected with Tishrei, which contains yom kippur, the day http://www.sichosinenglish.org/books/sichos-in-english/43/27.htm
Extractions: Rosh HaShanah, 5750 Tzom Gedaliah, 5750 Free Translation Night Preceding Vov Tishrei, 5750 ... Shabbos Parshas Bereishis Shabbos Parshas Noach 6th Day of MarCheshvan, 5750 Shabbos Parshas Lech Lecha Shabbos Parshas Vayeira Shabbos Parshas Chayei Sarah Address to the International Conference of Shluchim ... Shabbos Parshas Vayechi Sichos In English 29th Day of Tishrei, 5750 Search this book: 13th Day of MarCheshvan, 5750 The Shabbos in which we read the Torah portion Noach is always the first Shabbos of the month of MarCheshvan. In a way, this signals the real beginning of the year, since Tishrei is a "general" month, i.e. a month of preparation for the year. MarCheshvan therefore has a unique status, since it is the first of the "regular" months of the year. For this reason, today is the proper time to set the pattern for G-dly service throughout the year especially for the Shabbosim of the year. The Torah gives clear directions regarding conduct on Shabbos in parshas Vayakhel. The opening words of the parshah ("Vayakhel Moshe"/"Moshe gathered") are explained in Midrash: "In the entire Torah from beginning to end, the only parshah which begins with the word Vayakhel is this one...in order that all future generations should learn to gather congregations every single Shabbos; to enter the houses of learning to study and to teach the Jewish people words of Torah."
Sundayschool Sichos In English Holidays Shabbat Chabadhouses Chassidism Subscribe Calendar Links (which is above nature) on rosh HaShanah (the natural order). Rebbe Rashab, and the Previous Rebbe on rosh HaShanah. Nessi'im on rosh HaShanah. Our Sages teach that G-d http://www.silverberch.com/sundayschool.html
Extractions: Y'SHUA IN THE FEASTS OF ISRAEL SESSION ONE INTRODUCTION When God gave the Law to Moses, He instituted seven feasts to be observed by the Jewish people. These feasts are described in Leviticus, chapter 23. We will divide the feasts into four groups, and look at one group each Sunday for the next four weeks. But before presenting the individual feasts, I want to first mention a unifying thread which connects them all. God instituted the feasts of Israel for several reasons. Each had its immediate place in the annual calendar of events, being a harvest festival, a time for atonement, or some other seasonal event. Beyond this, God meant the holidays to be memorials to the Jewish people, both to remind them of what He had done for them as a people and also of their obligations to Him. We read in Numbers 10:10 "Also in the day of your gladness and in your appointed feasts . . . you shall blow the trumpets over your burnt offerings, and over the sacrifices of your peace offerings; and they shall be as a reminder of you before your God. I am the Lord your God." Each feast also prophetically symbolizes God's dealings with the world throughout history. The book of Hebrews states that God uses the feasts as shadows or pictures of things to come, and if we ignore the pictures, we'll miss out on the deeper meanings of the events as they continue to unfold.
What's Wrong With The Jewish Calendar Hashanah, rosh Hashanah cannot fall on Wednesday or Friday in order that yom. Kippurnot fall on Friday or Sunday. The second dechiah also prevents hoshanah. http://www.triumphpro.com/postponements____new_truth.htm
Extractions: What's Wrong with the Jewish Calendar What's All This Furor over "POSTPONEMENTS"? Are the "postponements" added to the sacred calendar in the fourth century of the present era justified? Did Hillel II and his compatriots in 358 A.D. wisely add new regulations to the calendar, causing Yom Kippur to never fall on a Friday or Sunday, or Hoshana Rabbah never to fall on a weekly Sabbath? "postponements"? WHY were they added? Were they observed in the days of the Second Temple? Were they observed during the time of Jesus Christ? William F. Dankenbring The apostle Paul declared, A What advantage then hath the Jew? or what profit is there of circumcision? Much every way: chiefly because that unto them were committed the ORACLES OF GOD. For what if some did not believe? Will their unbelief make the faithfulness of God without effect? Certainly not! Indeed, let God be true but EVERY MAN a liar. As it is written, That You may be justified in Your words, and may overcome when You are judged Jesus Christ also affirmed, "The scribes and Pharisees sit in Moses' seat: All therefore whatsoever they bid you observe, that observe and do;
