21. STEVEN WRIGHT HUMOR From FORTOGDEN The Out of the Box humor of an original comedian. http://www.fortogden.com/fosw.html

OTHER FORTOGDEN PAGES STEVEN WRIGHT'S STUFF (or most of it is anyway) Women should put a picture of their missing husbands on beer cans. What happens if you put a slinky on an escalator? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Is "tired old cliche" one? I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands.   Her name was 'woman'. When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said, 'No, I made a few mistakes.' How did a fool and his money get together in the first place? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap? When an evil masochist dies does he go to hell, or would heaven be a better punishment? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Do people in Australia, call the rest of the world, "Up Over" ? Was it somebody's cruel idea to put an "S"

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quotes steven wright demotivation As far as comics go, nobody's got the one-liner down like Steven Wright. Here are some of my favourites: All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. OK, so what's the speed of dark? How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. I intend to live forever - so far, so good. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

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steven wright - comedian Contact Us! Name List Search Site Celebrity Comedians ... Humorists Telephone: Fax: by Comedians USA STEVEN WRIGHT Steven Wrightthe man with the monotone. A prototype comedian that others are sure to follow. His delivery is deadpan, his manner stoic, and he's the hottest act to catch today, if you can find him when, he momentarily lapses into reality. In appearance, Wright's lifestyle hasn't changed much although his career has taken off. In a shorter time than most, Wright expanded his comedy collection to include an album, video, film and television appearances. His 1986 debut album, I HAVE A PONY, earned him a Grammy nomination and nods from the music industry. He quickly followed this with several video showcases on HBO including his own special, "ON LOCATION: STEVEN WRIGHT," he took part in the "YOUNG COMEDIAN'S SPECIAL," with Robin Williams, Richard Belzer, Harry Anderson and Howie Mandel. In 1989, Steven Wright was awarded an ACADEMY AWARD for writing and starring in the short film, THE APPOINTMENTS OF DENNIS JENNINGS. It seems obvious that comedians are the people to watch in the entertainment industry as they cross over to all mediums with success. ABC paid comics their long overdue tribute by hosting the "ABC COMEDY AWARDS". PBS did their honors with a half hour comedy anthology series starring Steven Wright, Tim Matheson and Catherine O'Hara.

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Home / News Quotes of the Day Motivational Author Index ... Contact Us Also visit: The Literature Page Quotations by Author Steven Wright (1955 - ) US comedian and actor [more author details] Showing quotations 1 to 10 of 17 total Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Steven Wright - More quotations on: Curiosity Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. Steven Wright I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. Steven Wright I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. Steven Wright I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Steven Wright I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. Steven Wright If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? Steven Wright It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. Steven Wright It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. Steven Wright Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Steven Wright Showing quotations 1 to 10 of 17 total Previous Author: Frank Lloyd Wright Next Author: William Wrigley Jr.

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